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- Subject: reliant ' s attempt at humor
- look what our competition thinks about us .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - forwarded by steve venturatos / hou / ect on 06 / 21 / 2000
- 03 : 02 pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- angie zeman @ enron
- 06 / 21 / 2000 02 : 18 pm
- to : steve venturatos / hou / ect @ ect
- cc :
- subject : reliant ' s attempt at humor
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- thought you might like to see ( and get a laugh at ) what ; s going around !
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- thought you would find the below " press release " a bit
- humorous . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . everyone is always looking to bash
- # 1 . . . . . . . . . . . and from the looks of the cc ' s , it has made a good loop around
- at both reliant and the diner .
- for immediate release
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- today enron and hades announced a definitive energy services agreement said
- to be worth an estimated $ 666 trillion .
- in the deal , enron will provide both gas and electric commodities to hades '
- facilities throughout and under north america . john d . rockefeller , former
- ceo of energy monopolist standard oil , is now head of hades ' energy
- management division . said rockefeller , " obviously hell has significant
- heating demands . while eternal flames are a great idea in concept , they
- require vast and reliable fuel resources . enron was the only supplier
- willing to make a deal with my boss , and , as a former monopolist , i just
- like the way they do business . "
- a spokesperson for enron said the two cultures were able to work easily
- together during negotiations . according to the company , " the deal fits both
- companies exceptionally well . with hades ' ability to attract and retain new
- customers , we see this as a fabulous growth opportunity for millennia to
- come . " according to several energy industry insiders , hades ' high heating
- demand with very little need for summer air conditioning make it a very
- attractive energy portfolio addition .
- hades is a multinational corporation with millions of sites worldwide and
- approximately 173 quintillion customers . the entity boasts sustained high
- growth rates over the last two thousand years .
- enron is one of the world ' s leading energy and communications companies .
- the company owns approximately $ 37 billion in energy and communications
- assets . enron ranks in the top quarter of fortune ' s " best 100 companies to
- work for if you can keep a job there and don ' t mind working 80 hours a
- week , " and is among the most respected corporations in america , as ranked by
- customers with respect - us - or - get - curtailed clauses in their energy supply
- contracts .
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