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- Subject: valentines day help
- red - neck valentine ' s love poem
- collards is green
- my dog ' s name is blue
- and i ' m so lucky
- to have a sweet thang like you .
- yore hair is like cornsilk
- a - flapping in the breeze
- softer than old blue ' s
- and without all them fleas .
- you move like the bass ,
- which excite me in may .
- you ain ' t got no scales
- but i luv you anyway .
- yo ' re as satisfy ' n as okry
- jist a - fry ' n in the pan .
- yo ' re as fragrant as " snuff "
- right out of the can .
- you have som ' a yore teeth ,
- for which i am proud ;
- i hold my head high
- when we ' re in a crowd .
- on special occasions ,
- when you shave under yore arms ,
- well , i ' m in hawg heaven ,
- and awed by yore charms .
- still them fellers at work ,
- they all want to know ,
- what i did to deserve
- such a purdy , young doe .
- like a good roll of duct tape
- yo ' re there fer yore man ,
- to patch up life ' s troubles
- and fix what you can .
- yo ' re as cute as a junebug
- a - buzzin ' overhead .
- you ain ' t mean like those far ants
- i found in my bed .
- cut from the best cloth
- like a plaid flannel shirt ,
- you spark up my life
- more than a fresh load of dirt .
- when you hold me real tight
- like a padded gunrack ,
- my life is complete ;
- ain ' t nuttin ' i lack .
- yore complexion , it ' s perfection ,
- like the best vinyl sidin ' .
- despite all the years ,
- yore age , it keeps hidin ' .
- me ' n ' you ' s we go together
- just like a moon pie
- with a rc cold drank ,
- yep , we go together
- like a skunk goes with stank .
- some men , they buy chocolate
- for valentine ' s day ;
- they git it at wal - mart ,
- it ' s romantic that way .
- some men git roses
- on that special day
- from the cooler at kroger .
- " that ' s impressive , " i say .
- some men buy fine diamonds
- from a flea market booth .
- " diamonds are forever , "
- they explain , suave and couth .
- but for this man , honey ,
- these won ' t do .
- cause yo ' re too special ,
- you sweet thang you .
- i got you a gift ,
- without taste nor odor ,
- more useful than diamonds . . .
- it ' s a new trollin ' motor ! !
- l shore due luv you darling ,
- aint love grand ! ! ! ! . . . . .
- bubba
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