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  1. Subject: valentines day help
  2. red - neck valentine ' s love poem
  3. collards is green
  4. my dog ' s name is blue
  5. and i ' m so lucky
  6. to have a sweet thang like you .
  7. yore hair is like cornsilk
  8. a - flapping in the breeze
  9. softer than old blue ' s
  10. and without all them fleas .
  11. you move like the bass ,
  12. which excite me in may .
  13. you ain ' t got no scales
  14. but i luv you anyway .
  15. yo ' re as satisfy ' n as okry
  16. jist a - fry ' n in the pan .
  17. yo ' re as fragrant as " snuff "
  18. right out of the can .
  19. you have som ' a yore teeth ,
  20. for which i am proud ;
  21. i hold my head high
  22. when we ' re in a crowd .
  23. on special occasions ,
  24. when you shave under yore arms ,
  25. well , i ' m in hawg heaven ,
  26. and awed by yore charms .
  27. still them fellers at work ,
  28. they all want to know ,
  29. what i did to deserve
  30. such a purdy , young doe .
  31. like a good roll of duct tape
  32. yo ' re there fer yore man ,
  33. to patch up life ' s troubles
  34. and fix what you can .
  35. yo ' re as cute as a junebug
  36. a - buzzin ' overhead .
  37. you ain ' t mean like those far ants
  38. i found in my bed .
  39. cut from the best cloth
  40. like a plaid flannel shirt ,
  41. you spark up my life
  42. more than a fresh load of dirt .
  43. when you hold me real tight
  44. like a padded gunrack ,
  45. my life is complete ;
  46. ain ' t nuttin ' i lack .
  47. yore complexion , it ' s perfection ,
  48. like the best vinyl sidin ' .
  49. despite all the years ,
  50. yore age , it keeps hidin ' .
  51. me ' n ' you ' s we go together
  52. just like a moon pie
  53. with a rc cold drank ,
  54. yep , we go together
  55. like a skunk goes with stank .
  56. some men , they buy chocolate
  57. for valentine ' s day ;
  58. they git it at wal - mart ,
  59. it ' s romantic that way .
  60. some men git roses
  61. on that special day
  62. from the cooler at kroger .
  63. " that ' s impressive , " i say .
  64. some men buy fine diamonds
  65. from a flea market booth .
  66. " diamonds are forever , "
  67. they explain , suave and couth .
  68. but for this man , honey ,
  69. these won ' t do .
  70. cause yo ' re too special ,
  71. you sweet thang you .
  72. i got you a gift ,
  73. without taste nor odor ,
  74. more useful than diamonds . . .
  75. it ' s a new trollin ' motor ! !
  76. l shore due luv you darling ,
  77. aint love grand ! ! ! ! . . . . .
  78. bubba