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- Subject: fw : whose needs ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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- > a husband and wife are getting all snugly
- > > > in bed . the passion is heating up . but then the wife stops and says
- > " i
- > > > don ' t feel like it , i just want you to hold me . " the husband says
- > > > " what ? ? " the wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
- > > emotional
- > > > needs as a woman . the husband realizes that nothing is going to
- > > happen
- > > > tonight and he might as well deal with it .
- > > >
- > > > so the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
- > department
- > > > store . he walks around and has her try on three very expensive
- > > outfits .
- > > > she can ' t decide . he tells his wife to take all three of them .
- > then
- > > > they go over and get matching shoes worth $ 100 each .
- > > > and then they go to the jewelry dept . where she gets a set of
- > > diamond
- > > > ear rings . the wife is so excited . she thinks her husband has
- > flipped
- > > > out - but she does not care .
- > > > she goes for the tennis bracelet . the husband says " but you don ' t
- > > even
- > > > play tennis , but ok if you like it then let ' s get it . " the wife is
- > > > jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is
- > going
- > > on .
- > > > she says " i am ready to go , lets go to the cash register . "
- > > > the husband stops and says , " no , honey i don ' t feel like buying
- > all
- > > > this stuff now "
- > > > the wife ' s face goes blank . he says " honey - i just want you to hold
- > > > this stuff for a while . " the look on her face is indescribable and
- > she
- > > > is about to explode and the husband says ,
- > > >
- > > > " you must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man . "
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