def get_local_keys():
    username = getpass.getuser()
    hostname = socket.gethostname()
    d = {}

    if on_duckiebot():
        stype = 'duckiebot'
    elif on_laptop():
        stype = 'laptop'
    elif on_circle():
        stype = 'cloud'
    else:
        stype = 'unknown'
        
    d['type'] = stype
    d['what_the_duck_version'] = what_the_duck_version
    d['username'] = username
    d['hostname'] = hostname
    now = datetime.datetime.now()
    date_s = now.isoformat('_')
    upload_event_id = hostname + '-' + date_s 
    d['upload_event_id'] = upload_event_id
    d['upload_event_date'] = now
    location = get_geolocation_data()
    d.update(location)
    return d